Tommy Cooper

March 10, 2010 at 12:18 pm | Posted in Lifescape | Leave a comment
clipped from www.guy-sports.com

Here are
a selection of jokes from that comic genius, Tommy Cooper.  What we liked about Tommy
Cooper was his original style of humour.  Dale Carnegie once said that it was easier to earn a million dollars than create a new phrase.  Well in Tommy Cooper’s
case he did it – ‘Just like that’.

Tommy Cooper Jokes - Comic genius at one line jokes

Tommy Cooper was more than a catch
phrase, he had an original approach.  Biographers say that in his earliest days,
Tommy Cooper was so nervous that he made unintentional mistakes, he soon saw
that if he could recreate these accidents then he would have people rolling in the aisles. 

  • Went to the paper shop – it had blown away.
  • I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t
    find any.
  • I bought some HP sauce the other day.
    It’s
    costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.
  • Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
  • I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.
    Now I can’t get the
    cobwebs out of her hair.
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