Things To Make You Go Hmmm?

October 26, 2009 at 8:32 pm | Posted in Lifescape | Leave a comment
If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?

Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.
Isn’t it scary that doctors call what they do “practice?”
How is it possible to have a civil war?

clipped from lpintop.tripod.com
What
do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a bald man?

When dog food
is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that
stuff?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Why is that when you transport something by car it’s called shipment,
but when you transport something by ship it’s called cargo?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Does fuzzy
logic tickle?
I believe five out
of four people have trouble with fractions
I don’t have a solution, but I admire your problem.
  blog it

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