Ten things we”ll say to our grandkids

September 24, 2009 at 1:04 pm | Posted in Lifescape | Leave a comment
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10 Best Things We’ll Say to Our Grandkids

1. Back in my day, we only needed 140 characters.

2. There used to be so much snow up here, you could strap a board to your feet and slide all the way down.

3. Televised contests gave cash prizes to whoever could store the most data in their head.

4. Well, the screens were bigger, but they only showed the movies at certain times of day.

5. We all had one, but nobody actually used it. Come to think of it, I bet my LinkedIn profile is still out there on the Web somewhere.

6.

7. Our bodies were made of meat and supported by little sticks of calcium.

8. You used to keep files right on your computer, and you had to go back to that same computer to access them!

9. Is that the new iPhone 27G? Got multitasking yet?

10. I just can’t get used to this darn vat-grown steak. Texture ain’t right.

Written by Streeter Seidell

Illustration: Nishant Choksi

* Translation: “English used to be the dominant language. Crazy, huh?”

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